Note that I did not say a “dad joke”. That’s pedestrian.
Dad told me this gem when I was growing up. He had lived through the insanity of the 60’s.
Want to hear it? Here it goes…
Two Jews [this is already a banger] were sitting on a park bench in Miami Beach, circa 1964. Hiram lowers his newspaper and turns to Abe
“You know, Abraham, I hear the Catholics at their big council are now saying that we didn’t kill Jesus.”
“Really?”, replied Abe. “Then who was it?”
Hiram, lifting the paper back up and scratching his head: “I think it was the Puerto Ricans.”
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