With apologies (?) to Freddie Mercury. Also, that song does have a special place in my heart, having already witnessed six of my siblings go to their judgments. Gallows humor. Check into it.
So the “other one” here is Ohio Senator JD Vance, rumored to be on Trump’s shortlist for veep pick.
Check out this exchange he had with some anchorbabe (as Rush Limbaugh used to call them).
Let’s review.
Anchorbabe (AB): Let me ax you something…
Vance (JD): Yessum…
AB: I personally hate you. Just wanted to state that up front.
JD: Understood.
AB: Do you agree with the Heritage Foundation on reversing access to Mifepristone?
JD: Well, I want to be clear that –
AB: NOW! Tell me now. I want to take a pill to kill my baby, you racist piece of shit!
JD: I just wanted to be president one day! Please! I’ll do anything!
AB: ARGHGHGHGHGHLRLRGHAAA! Kill babies with pill!
JD: Help me someone please!
AB: INCENSE TO MOLOCH!!!
JD: Yeah, cool. I’ll do it.
AB: Glad to hear it. I still hate you and will lie about you to the hilt to make sure you never leave Ohio politics.

And to JD I say, “Yeaaaah no. We’re done here. Loved your little biopic. Honestly couldn’t tell that hag playing your meemaw was Glenn Close. But killing babies, be it with a pill or a coat hangar, is still murder. Buh Bye.”








