A Statement from the Harvey Press Office
1900 hours:
Harvey did not have a tranquil night. The Millican family terrier continued to bark and jump on the patient’s bed. He licked the face of his master at approximately 0130 CST with great insistence signaling functioning bladder control. On his way to the back yard, the terrier decided instead to demonstrate his ability to be distracted by large shiny object by running to the refrigerator and waiting impatiently for a baby carrot as these are his favorite treats and, in fact, the only things keeping him alive. The terrier then pounced back on the bed, stealing the spot of his master.
Harvey’s liver continues to function despite repeated attempts to test its limits.
Seriously, folks… I am verging on believing wholeheartedly the suggestion in Archbishop Vigano’s letter of a few days ago that Bergoglio might actually be dead already. We’re at the point of needing to demand proof of life. If, as “they” claim, he is working – working! – while simultaneously ensuring all the other things they have said he is enduring; then it would be fairly easy for the man to come to the window and wave. Then again, that would require anyone to be present below for him to wave to.
I put nothing past these cretins.
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