Today is the feast of St. Lawrence, patron of cooks and comedians.
His dying words, “Turn me over, I’m done on this side,” remains, after 17 centuries, the greatest comedic line ever uttered. Absolute balls, this guy. And you thought the Holy Ghost doesn’t boost your testosterone. Silly. I pray for a line that perfect when the moment comes if I am ever martyred for the faith.
So I’ll be grilling this evening and cracking jokes with my kids.
St. Lawrence. Pray for us!
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