Author Archives: Harvey Millican

Told You It Wasn’t Me

My wife thought I was not being careful in fluffing up the decorative throw pillows…

Turning off the lights and locking up for the night, I stumbled upon this:

Vindicated

Drop Down

“Let the Just One descend, O heavens, like dew from above, like gentle rain let the skies drop Him down. Let the earth open and a Savior bud forth.” -Is. 45:8

From the Introit of the Mass, Fourth Sunday of Advent

And in Other Appointment News…

Presidents Trump has picked Brian Burch, a father of nine for what it’s worth, as Vatican Ambassador.

Dallas Aux. Kelly to Strickland’s Tyler

This is developing. More to come…

Taylor Gets it Right!

No, I’m not talking about the vacancy in the Petrine See, but something much closer to home.

https://twitter.com/TaylorRMarshall/status/1869922450797957259?s=19

Friends, this is my home cathedral. I grew up about ten blocks north on the same street and could hear the Angelus bells every day at noon. As a seminarian I served Mass here frequently. I even ascended the steps of that magnificent pulpit in cassock and surplice with huge candles more than once. Granted I was standing next to Ted McCarrick at the time…

But he is correct. The Cathedral Basilica of the Sacred Heart in NEWARK, NJ is the most beautiful cathedral in America. No matter what the Timman says. 😂

Asking for Favors?

Continuing my ongoing service as a devotee of St. Rita of Cascia, I suggest turning to this saint who has helped me (and millions of others) over the centuries.

St. Rita, pray for us!

…And Two More Biscoffs

On my return flight from the Nation’s Capital last night, I paid the few extra dollars to move to a seat up front – not first class, mind you, but row 9 which isn’t bad considering the drinks are free.

It was a middle seat. Blech. I’m 6’2″ and any seat in the main cabin requires me to fold me body like a suitcase. Sitting in the middle requires me to take the additional step of folding my arms into my torso.

We had just reached cruising altitude when I began playing an episode of the series Air Disasters on my phone, which I had placed in the little phone holder. I find it puts my fellow passengers at ease. I also sometimes forget the difference between “at ease” and “highly disturbed”.

Just as footage of American flight 587 crashing into the Rockaway neighborhood of Queens was appearing on the screen, the crew came to my row with their lovely magic cart. To the young Nigerian man sitting next to me came the question we all love to hear.

“Something to drink, sir?”

When I tell you this guy knows how to fly, I am not exaggerating.

“Yes,” he said before clearing his throat with all the vigor of a man who knows he is about to make an important statement that must be heard precisely.

He continued. “I would like a glass of water with no ice.”

Then he added, “And an orange juice, a champagne, and two Biscoff cookies.”

To my surprise as his eyes immediately darted back to my phone screen, the flight attendant simply nodded before turning to me with the same question.

I thought about this. I was going to order my usual but maybe now I would tack on like my African seatmate.

“Yes,” I said. “I would like two gins and a tonic.”

And then I added, “…and two Biscoffs.”

Boy those cookies are tasty.

Upon her return thirty minutes later, the Nigerian handed his refuse across me and locked eyes with the attendant.

“Ma’am,” he said, “I’ll take another champagne, an orange juice, a Woodford Reserve… and two more Biscoffs.”

So I also ordered more.

And then my new friend and I returned to watching more planes crashing.

A good time was had by all.

Merry Christmas to me!