Flight Adventures

I am posting this from 7 miles above earth, so it’ll be a quick hit tonight.

Two things.:

1) The flight crew now routinely instruct passengers not to look for fallen electronic devices on their own. We should “contact a flight attendant” if we drop an AirPod. Are you joking? Then you might discover that I’ve been listening to Carly Simon’s Haven’t Got Time for the Pain. Hey, it’s been a long travel day with a stop through Detroit.

2) I was seated early so I got to people watch. I witnessed a young man in a fur coat walk down the aisle to his seat. The most disappointing thing here is that he was not a 1970’s TV street pimp. Instead it was just a product of the current year – a simp soyboy.

St. Christopher, pray for us!