The Mothership? Hahahahahaha. They’re Not Even Trying Anymore, but Props to Jeff Van Drew for the Laugh

Have you heard this utterly ridiculous nonsense? People all over my incredibly tiny home state of New Jersey have been spotting SUV-sized drones overhead for weeks. And Garden State Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-2) goes on TV and says they’re Iranian drones. The best part, he says, is that Iran has a “mothership” parked off the Jersey coast.

It took me the better part of a day to stop laughing at that.

A mothership?!

Yes, Jeff, Parliament Funkadelic is just chillin’ out in the Atlantic lobbing drones at Jersey.

Never mind the fact that they’ve been fomenting war with Russia (Iran’s ally) and Iran itself for a while now…

Here’s Plainfield, NJ’s own George Clinton with that Mothership Connection.

To which the noble residents of the fine state of New Jersey all say, “Mothership? Congressbitch, please…“

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