Have you heard this utterly ridiculous nonsense? People all over my incredibly tiny home state of New Jersey have been spotting SUV-sized drones overhead for weeks. And Garden State Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-2) goes on TV and says they’re Iranian drones. The best part, he says, is that Iran has a “mothership” parked off the Jersey coast.
It took me the better part of a day to stop laughing at that.
A mothership?!
Yes, Jeff, Parliament Funkadelic is just chillin’ out in the Atlantic lobbing drones at Jersey.
Never mind the fact that they’ve been fomenting war with Russia (Iran’s ally) and Iran itself for a while now…
Here’s Plainfield, NJ’s own George Clinton with that Mothership Connection.
To which the noble residents of the fine state of New Jersey all say, “Mothership? Congressbitch, please…“






