Friends, I may have started this blog in earnest just over a year ago but this isn’t my first rodeo…
Evidence:
Blacked out but yea, that’s me.
Yep, that was my reply. Oh boy, I had fun going after Jo-To as I used to call him (actually, I frequently called him Blanche just for fun). This was during the Summer of 2018. That’s when I flipped. You may have had a similar conversion story. Here’s another…
You may remember me from such hits as “Hey, Let’s Go After the Cardinal!”
Remember the words of Our Divine Master, “Be not afraid.”
Golly, those were fun times. But now I’m tired and need to sleep. Time to reach for the remedy…
First lines usually set the tone and this one was no joke.
“Reach out to the marginalized, ordain women, engage the youth.”
I don’t like to waste time – mine or yours. Let’s cut through the bullshit. I’ll re-write it for you.
“We haven’t been inside a Catholic church, let alone practiced a scintilla of the faith since water was poured on our heads in infancy. Why isn’t the Church, like, more with the times, yo?”
In other words, the synod-goers want a Catholic Church that ISN’T Catholic. That wasn’t so hard, was it?
Cathedral Basilica of the Sacred Heart, Newark, NJ
They want women’s orders, lay-run everything, abortion, contraception, sex, sex, sex, free stuff, more sex only as bizarre as possible this time, and general faggotry busting out all over. Thank you, no. These things are not Catholic. And I won’t apologize for saying it, nor for my tone in saying it. To quote Ann Barnhardt, “I want my Church back, you sonofabitch!”
Let’s see. They want to think of themselves as Catholic but not actually be Catholic. I think we call that the Protestant heresy.
Did someone say antichurch?
It sounded like someone said antichurch?
God in heaven, have mercy on us!
*The original version of this post misquoted Miss B. as “Give me back my Church, you sonofabitch,” instead of the correct version: “I want my Church back, you sonofabitch.” Apologies to Miss B.
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“Now, let me be clear so that people can follow me. My religion outlaws sodomy and greatly shuns gay inclinations, gay relationships, and effeminate men. And if there are any such men in existence, then they need to be converted to normalcy. My religion says that God can be a jealous God, and that all other gods are demons, and that there is only one True Religion. All others are demonic lies. There is no such thing as divorce, and remarriage is adultery. We don’t live to be “greenpeace gardeners” of the Earth; we live to know and love God and one day meet Him in Heaven. And Christ didn’t resurrect to start up an NGO. He started a proselytizing organization on a mission during wartime to save humanity’s soul from the Devil. Also in my religion, the death penalty is one of the heaven-decreed penalties for a number of crimes. That is my religion.” - Laramie Hirsch (with permission)
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