Monthly Archives: August 2022

We Interrupt this Blog to Bring You…

Tonight, simply a prayer of thanksgiving and another in my posts of ongoing praise of Our Lord and His beloved servant Rita of Cascia.

Almost two weeks ago I began to pray the novena to St. Rita. I’ve prayed it so many times in my life I have it committed to memory. She has never let me down. I invited readers to pray the novena as well and many responded with emails asking me to add their intentions to my own novena. This I did with gratitude. I most humbly ask others to add my intentions to their own novenas to this saint of the impossible.

This past Saturday I concluded day 9. A former student – a young man with whom I have become good friends – had been looking for a job and, more importantly, a wife. He wants a trad girl. He wants lots of babies. He wants nothing more than to take care of them, help them get to heaven and himself along the way. I didn’t tell him I had added his intention, simply prayed it.

The shrine to St. Rita in my home. Originally in a church named in her honor in west Texas, this shrine was rescued from wreckovation by a devout woman who kept it for 30 years until her daughter informed her of my devotion. She then gifted it to me.

On Saturday night as we sat in my yard with a few cocktails and cigs I suddenly remembered another friend was having a get-together. If you’re keeping score, that is exactly two friends I have. Something about being abrasive or something… I asked the young man if he wanted to join me for an hour at the older friend’s party. He came along out of a sense of obligation. Within minutes he had been approached by another guy I know who works in construction in a very lucrative job. 20 minutes later my friend found me to tell me that he had been offered a job.

I told him at this point that it was Rita’s doing. He kind of scoffed. I looked up heavenward and laughed.

Two days later, still thinking the job offerer had been drinking and speaking out of turn, my friend decided to give him a call. Well, at this point St. Rita decided to toy with him. Do you know that within 36 hours, the deal has been not only inked but moved along so rapidly that this morning, on almost no notice, my friend boarded a flight to California where he will live and work at that amazing job for the next five months. After that he’ll return to Texas where he will continue in that job as a supervisor.

Friends, pray this novena. She will come through for you.

I’m still waiting on a few favors I requested for myself but I have confidence. Again I ask, please pray for me and my intentions. I greatly appreciate it.

St. Rita of Cascia, patron of impossible causes, pray for us all!

Despite TC (or Perhaps, Because of It)

Gloria.TV (one of my favorite sites, by the way) published a video titled: “Paris: Roman Mass Grows Despite Traditiones Custodes”.

Folks, I love everything about the news report except that the title is wrong.

You see, interest in the Mass of the Ages is growing not despite “TC” but rather because of it.

These jackals in Rome (Bergoglio, Roche, et al.) failed to learn a very important lesson about human nature. This could be because they have spent years denying human nature, as all post-modernists do. It could be because they’ve spent years subverting human nature as all sodomites do. It could be because they’re dumb as a bag of rocks. I do not know, nor do I care. But the lesson they missed was this.

Whenever you ban something, it creates an air of mystery that makes people want to know more about it.

-Me

I’ll share a personal story, and it isn’t an isolated one.

When I was in seminary in the late 1990’s, I was part of what the formators called “a formation group”. Everything had to be done by committee, it seems. Years later, a decade and a half of teaching and running Catholic schools would confirm that if there is one thing the Church does well theses days, it’s copy to the secular realm and do it five years too late. My formation group was lead by a priest who at that time was in his mid-40’s (about where I am these days). This means he was ordained in 1981. Oof. That’s like being cast as the third Darren Stevens. The show’s been cancelled, Dick Sargent and Dick York are dead, and all the master tapes have been destroyed. You just have to learn on your own and hope you do a good job. Anyway, said priest – we’ll call him Fr. John – was a good man to be sure. He wasn’t a fag, had a fairly functioning brain in his head, and was a deeply spiritual man. His only issue was that hippiness had been baked into his DNA.

Holy Ghost Catholic Church, Knoxville, TN

So, hippy Fr. John, ministering to college students, really and truly believed what he had learned in the 70’s. The “new mass” was a restoration of the Apostolic agape meal. The Church needed to throw open the window and let in the fresh air. The sign of peace was just dope. You know, basic 20th century retardation.

And then TC hit the world with a thud.

I hear from another dear friend who is a priest serving with Fr. John. It seems that Fr. John desperately wants to learn (in secret if he must), the Traditional Latin Mass. “If they’re trying to ban it and they’re doing it with this level of cruelty, seems like something I gotta’ learn…”

You go, Fr. John. Learn that TLM and you will never be the same again.

Pray for our priests. Fast for our priests. Offer everything you have for them. The good ones – like Fr. John – might not be TLM’ers right this minute; but if their hearts are in the right place and they’re not intellectually diminished by years of unrepentant mortal sin, they can and will come around.

Mary, Mother of priests, pray for us!

Monday Night Roundup – Now With More Assault Rosary!

Can You Believe This Nonsense?!

During the 2020 GOP Convention I watched in awe as Sr. Dede Byrnes stood on a stage before a national audience, fully habited, and, holding high her rosary, proudly proclaimed that it was “her weapon”.

I marveled at that statement because I know just how true it is. Our Blessed Lady gave us this most magnificent ordnance to honor her, to fight heretics, and to help save our souls. She did so because, as a perfect Mother, she loves us. I remember my own dear mom once sending me out the door in the morning during a time when I was having trouble with a classmate. I wasn’t being bullied but I could tell this kid was crying for attention and that he might try to get it by making me feel insecure with his digs and taunts. I had just received a pretty bad haircut as I recall. I think I was 8. Mom gave me a kiss on the forehead, handed me my lunch money, and whispered, “Just remember Love, your hair will grow back. He’ll always be a dumb sh*t.” See? moms love their kids and give them the weapons they need. In my case it was a biting humor that came from the streets of Manhattan circa 1945. But Our Blessed Mother? She gives the best weapons.

And now in The Atlantic we read that the rosary is a “weapon for rad-trads” who consider it like their “AR-15”. So first, the author of that piece that shall not receive a link from me thinks he is insulting us by calling us “rad-trads”. I’ve been called worse by better people, you dumb sh*t. Rad… as in radical… as in deeply rooted. OK. I’m down with that. Trad… as in traditionalist… as in clinging to the eternal Truth? Yep, down with that too. And my AR? I thought you were trying to denegrate me. The AR is a great piece of weaponry. I’m fixin’ to get Psalm 42 etched onto my stock. Then she’ll be real purty.

In the end, we are told, all that will remain is the rosary and the “sign of my Son”. For several months in 2020, the rosary WAS all we had. I will let those beads out of my hands when I’m cold and dead. Oh wait, no I won’t. They’re going in the ground with me.

A dear reader wrote me recently and mentioned that she prays all 15 in Latin every day. Barnhardt mentioned that in a post as well. I began the practice myself during Lent. Do it. Make the time. You will NOT be disappointed. Get out there and fight like a man for your Mother.

The Results are In and You’re Gettin’ a Podcast!

You are all so, so lucky. I couldn’t write that with a straight face. Still, I am encouraged by the poll results. 90% of you responded that you would make time to listen to my voice. 2 people responded with the obvious joke answer “hell no”. I tracked their IP addresses. I think there are some angry V2 faggycollars reading this blog. ‘Nuff said on that. Either way, I hope to get started recording in the next week. If anyone reading has any specific tech-y advice, I’m all ears. I’ve done this once before by recording Zoom calls and uploading the audio but I’d be interested to hear what else is out there.

High altar, St. Thomas Aquinas Catholic Church, Dallas, TX

Magnificat!

A final word tonight regarding whatever it is that Antipope Bergoglio said in reference to Our Lady’s stirring hymn of praise – the Magnificat. “An overturning of values”? Reminds me so much of my seminary days when we discussed how the liberation theologians hopped on the Magnificat and interpreted it as a statement of social justice par excellence. They fail to see that the Blessed Mother was in fact making the most humble statement ever proclaimed. “He has lifted up His lowly servant… The Almighty has done great things for me… Holy is His name…” But yeah, I could see how someone might hear “overthrow the capitalist pigs” in there too I guess.

Just remember, friends, you can always learn to understand Scripture in the light of the Holy Ghost and the Tradition of the Church. The others? They’ll always be dumb sh*ts.

Mary assumed into Heaven, pray for us!

A New Endeavor – Poll Question

Almost two years ago I recorded ten episodes of a podcast on homeschooling. I was, perhaps, my own biggest fan. Granted the five other people who heard it generally liked it.

Clearly in the intervening time my own focus has shifted such that I am now writing exclusively about the crisis in the Church and it’s effects.

So dear readers, I pose a question to you tonight:

Your reply will help tremendously.

God bless us and the Virgin protect us!

Tomb of Mother Angelica, Hanceville, AL

Don’t Touch My Organs, Bruh.

Last week, the degenerate actress Anne Heche was involved in a serious car accident in Southern California. The video of the aftermath is horrific to watch as Heche, seemingly somewhat conscious, bolts upright off of the gurney she had been placed on by paramedics. I cannot begin to imagine what was in whatever was left of her mind during that moment. The EMT’s clearly believed she was either dead or completely and utterly moribund. They were just as shocked as the helicopter reporter hovering over the scene.

The simple fact is, as the Fathers have told us and anyone who’s ever witnessed death can attest, the final moments of human life are not pretty, to put it mildly. How much more torturous, then, must our exit interview be if we hadn’t even attempted a pious life, let alone lived as though God does not exist? I do not know Anne Heche, never met her. What I do know is the image of herself she perpetrated in the media. I pray that her final moments were illuminated with a desire for contrition as I pray the same for myself every day.

Yet it is what we read now, some days later, about her “condition” that truly troubles me. From The Daily Mail we read the following.

“The actress, 53, who is in a coma and in critical condition, will stay on a ventilator to determine whether any of her remaining organs are viable to be donated, per Heche’s wishes.”

I’m not going to get into the sciency, medical stuff here. I’ll link to that instead. Do check it out. The author of this piece, Jay Boyd, does a fantastic job of summing up what’s really been going on in the past 50 years. Funny, but the medical community seems to have gone completely haywire since about the time of Vatican II. Odd, isn’t it? But please check not only that page but the accompanying links. A pullquote below might entice you if you haven’t already clicked above.

“So, does it make sense to determine death by cessation of brain function?
Well…maybe if you are out to harvest organs.
Otherwise, the concept of brain death comes across as rather arbitrary and not respectful at all of the dignity of the human person.”

-Jay Boyd

So now I will tell you why this is so personal to me, why the box on my license is marked in dark Sharpie “NOT AN ORGAN DONOR“. I see the ridiculous bumper stickers (usually on Priuses alongside Kucinich for President tags). “Don’t take your organs to heaven. Heaven knows we need them right here!” Indeed, I need them right here. In my corpse. In a box in the ground awaiting the moment when my soul comes back to chastise the whole of my body for years of sin.

Crucifix above the high altar, St. Joan of Arc Catholic Church, Hershey, PA

I was four years-old when my family’s house caught fire in the middle of a cold February night. The memory of that night is, in fact, my first conscious memory. Terrible things are seared into my head. Mostly I remember the sense of urgency and the darkness. People think that fires are bright and flames are everywhere. That isn’t true. Thick, acrid, black smoke is everywhere. One of my older sisters who was twenty-one years-old at the time raced through a set of adjoining bedrooms trying to gather as many of us as she could. Our parents’ bedroom was at the opposite end of the hall and the fire had raced up the stairs and cut off access. My mother tells me she got on her knees and started to pray that her children wouldn’t suffer. She says she literally felt the Holy Ghost on her, consoling her until the moment my dad told her they had to go and pointed to the window.

Meanwhile down the hall I remember crawling past a bed in one of the two bedrooms and stumbling on my older brother. He was six. And what I remember was his paralysis. He would not move from the terrible fear of what was going on around him. In the commotion, I lost sight of him. Next thing I know, I was on a second-floor porch overlooking the snow covered ground. Fire engines below frightened me to the point that I still cannot get near one forty years later. I watched as my sister picked up and then tossed several of our siblings. Then it was my turn. I remember pleading with her not to throw me overboard. My sister – my hero – did what she had to do and I am alive today, albeit with a double-fused spine. Not to worry, though, the back problems didn’t manifest until I was an adult. Other than a dead twin sister and two dead brothers, I had a beautiful childhood. True, our lives were never the same but who am I to question God’s Will? Fulton Sheen once wrote that (and I paraphrase): “Sometimes God takes the littlest lambs from the flock and carries them to higher ground so that the other sheep will follow.”

I recount these events here because in the days that followed, my father was asked to donate the organs of my brother (he who had been too scared to move). The third sibling to die, ten years-old, succumbed to smoke inhalation later that week, though I understand his organs were too damaged to harvest. One of my siblings will correct me if I am wrong. But not the six year-old. And my father, thinking this was a noble deed, consented. And he truly learned the savagery of the organ harvesting industry. As I have had it told to me, Dad went into the room after the transplant team emerged carrying an Igloo ice chest. They hadn’t even cleaned him up. They took his corneas. I always remember hearing that. Not sure what if anything else they took. To them, my brother was a commodity. But he was “brain dead” so there’s that. But, you see, they kept him alive to take what they needed.

The whole topic disgusts me to this day.

And that’s all I really wanted to say on this beautiful Saturday morning. Also, don’t ever touch my organs. Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s time for the Angelus. Bong bong bong…

Our Lady, Queen of Peace, pray for us!

Friday Night Roundup – Now With 30% More Gluten!

Rita, Rita, Rita…

She’s definitely after me, folks. Today I was on a Zoom call with a contractor who casually mentioned he had rescheduled our meeting because of “St. Rita”. Puzzled, I asked what he meant. Turns out his kids go to St. Rita’s School and he got stuck in carpool hell. She’s a clever one, that Rita. Look, I don’t have to have a house drop on me to know she’s up to something. I’m hoping it’s something big. Tomorrow is day 9 for my novena. If you read this post and you think about it, consider joining in one prayer to this saint for my intentions. Thank you.

You Don’t Say

I had a conversation with a young man I had just met at my sister’s house a few nights ago. I may have had a gin in my hand. The lad had recently graduated from college, a fairly good one at that, solid faith, etc. At the right moment I pounced on him with the antipapacy thesis. “But you can’t say Francis is an antipope!” he said breathlessly. “I just did,” said I. “Now fetch me another drink and we’ll continue your education.” A few moments later the Legionaries of Christ came up. “You mean that money laundering rape cult?” I asked. Again my young friend jumped in, “You can’t call them that!!” Again I replied, “I just did. Open your ears, pal, you’re starting to sound like a broken record.”

Kids today…

St. Joseph the Protector of the Holy Family, stained glass, St. Joan of Arc Catholic Church, Hershey, PA

Old Queers and How We Should Call them

Mr. Walker had a wonderful headline up this week. Beneath a picture of a clearly decrepit Ted McCarrick were the words “Uncle Ted Not Looking Well”.

Look, Teddy has made many deals with Satan. I’m sure we’ll have his nonsense to deal with for a while. Either way he’s an old faggot and there’s nothing worse than an old faggot, as a priest once told me. And to those who still question why I call him and his ilk by this moniker? It’s simple. Noel Coward was gay. These guys? Soul-stealing sodomite faggots to the core.

Say your prayers.

Mother of Good Counsel, pray for us!

Sacred Art

Having just returned home yet still wishing to keep to my daily posting commitment, I offer tonight a break for sacred art.

The reader who emailed me the other day was the man who runs St. Luke’s Gallery – known to many of my own readers because, hey, Traddyland is like that. He wrote again and gave his permission to share his link which I happily do below.

Please take a moment to visit his site here.

St. Luke the Evangelist

St. Luke, pray for us!